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M. 22694 $$$

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teenscoolest:

What she says: I’m fine

What she means: How do the owls in Harry Potter work? Can they read the addresses on the envelopes or do you have verbally communicate the name of the recipient for them to understand? Does this mean that Voldemort could have found Harry Potter years earlier by just sending him a letter at the right time and following it? Are owls more powerful magical trackers than Voldemort?

(Source: prongsmydeer)

joekewlio:

naidje:

rasec-wizzlbang:

slartibartfastibast:

Deep Frog

do you think this is what lovecraft meant whenever he described something as being beyond description

“It was a terrible, indescribable thing vaster than any subway train—a shapeless congeries of protoplasmic bubbles, faintly self-luminous, and with myriads of temporary eyes forming and un-forming as pustules of greenish light all over the tunnel-filling front that bore down upon us, crushing the frantic penguins and slithering over the glistening floor that it and its kind had swept so evilly free of all litter.”

— H. P. Lovecraft,

At the Mountains of Madness

This.. actually makes a fine reference to what a lovecraftian eldritch abomination SHOULD BE. not just.. tentacles and darkness. Perpetually changing, not cemented in form, with an otherworldly feel to it. Completely unrecognizable by most human descriptions, and only able to be viable perceived by those fine enough to be an adept wordsmith.

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shecameforme:

singsongstardust:

shecameforme:

singsongstardust:

People really have whole boyfriends that they actually CALL their boyfriends!? Thats crazy.. where can I buy one?

Welcome to Rent a nigga


How may we help you

Yes, hi.. I’ll take a fine chocolatey intelligent nigga.. preferably employed or with attainable future goals… that won’t mind my loud ass car singing and will bring me food.

Nigga machine broke

Have a good day

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mildlyautisticsuperdetective:
“ sweetbonbonqueen:
“Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow
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I saw this before I left work last night and had a quiet hope, and today I checked my phone at about quarter to two, while I was still on my...

mildlyautisticsuperdetective:

sweetbonbonqueen:

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

I saw this before I left work last night and had a quiet hope, and today I checked my phone at about quarter to two, while I was still on my lunch break, and I’ve just got a job interview with the BBC next week

I’m not a big believer in anything much but I’m so happy holy shit. So like unrelated note but something real good happened to me at 1.42 today lol

(Source: nodsoft, via inferencing)

congenitaldisease:

In 1991, Isaac Wright Jr. was wrongfully convicted of being a drug kingpin in New Jersey and sentenced to life imprisonment. While behind bars, Wright educated himself on the law and became a prison paralegal; he assisted numerous inmates with their appeals. During his own appeal process, Wright served as his own lawyer. While conducting a cross-examination, Wright was able to extract a confession of police misconduct from veteran police detective, James Dugan, who confessed to a wide and systematic misconduct and cover-up.

Wright was subsequently released from prison. He obtained an undergraduate degree, graduated from St. Thomas University School of Law, passed the New Jersey Bar and was then granted admission to the bar. With his new status as a lawyer, Wright went after the men involved in the misconduct and cover-up. Dugan pleaded guilty to official misconduct and evaded prison time. The judge, Michael Imbriani was removed from the bench and sentenced to prison on theft charges. Somerset County Prosecutor committed suicide after authorities attempted to arrest him.

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attendance:

mmwtmx:

attendance:

so last week I reposted the money dog hoping money would come my way and guess what… IT WORKED!

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the very next day I found the most amazing website. they will literally pay you to take quizzes like the ones on buzzfeed (for market research or some shit.) I know that they’re legit bc I already received my first $20 via paypal, BLESS U MONEY DOG 😭 I only spent like an hour taking quizzes so I couldn’t be happier

WELL WHATS THE WEBSITE DROP A LINK

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whoops you can sign up here! the website is called survey junkie

to people asking for proof it’s real, here’s the paypal money they sent me

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(via humorrelated)

genatrius:

fluffy-critter:

edensmidian:

pr1nceshawn:

Street Art: Before & After.

I love these…..

Chaotic Good

My favorite part is that these are going to be someone’s neighborhood landmarks. “Turn left at the saxaphone player,” “yeah I work in the shop right next to the Princess Leia fire hydrant,” “if you pass the shady guy selling watches, you’ve gone too far.” The urban and suburban worlds are so funny of random infrastructure points that you’re just supposed to ignore, like those big metal wiring cabinets on the side of the road and all those backflow preventers all over the place. With just a little paint, now they have friendly, comprehensible meaning.

(Source: instagram.com, via dulect)